There is only so long anyone should have a journal entry about budget colonic irrigation spam on their front page I think...
Anyway I suppose I'd better include something worthwhile for those poor souls who wandered in here by accident and I'm pretty determined to maintain some sort of coherence to my journal entries these days. Sadly my mind whenever confronted with the option to speak (or in this case write) about something or to someone tends to go completely blank - I mastered a very long time ago the art of conversing through a series of nervous nods (alliteration - gotta love it!) and grunts.
So with my gloriously empty mind I can think of very little to say. My pageviews are finally approaching 4000 at least - with under 200 to go you can expect it to shuffle past in about 6 months or so.
I've also been concerned to realise that I completely missed out some of the worst movies ever in my worst films poll (no Tank Girl? no The Avengers?) - I honestly can't beleive I missed them. On the bright side Catwoman is doing well (67%) for worst film on the list (if there is a more deserving film...), although I've sadly given into my inner film nut and bought it recently. Tragedy. What a waste of £4. I've already watched it 3 times. Isn't that enough?!? Why do I need the DVD!?!
Anyway that's all I can think of for now so all I have to say now is hello, goodbye (how are you supposed to finish a journal anyway?) and I hope no ones getting too depressed by the wonderful winter weather (more alliteration - must stop reading Stan Lee comics).
My friends:
and my brother
Groups:
Alas, I'm only a member of one...
Devious Comments
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I'm gonna blast you with my Crimp Pump!
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I own all of them. Some of them I even went out of my way to get.
This is what boredom does to the human brain.
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I'm gonna blast you with my Crimp Pump!
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Horrifyingly it comes with deleted scenes - just in case people want to see even more of it.
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I'm gonna blast you with my Crimp Pump!
photos? [link]
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I'm gonna blast you with my Crimp Pump!
photos? [link]
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I'm gonna blast you with my Crimp Pump!
photos? [link]
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